Taken from Melody Maker, 20 December 1997
Pulp
love Christmas - but can't wait for the parties of New
Year. We ask them for their thoughts on the festive
season.
Where would you spend your
perfect Christmas and who with?
Jarvis Cocker:
Somewhere is Switzerland with all my friends and family...
and some figgy pudding. Access to bob-sleighing facilities
would be essential.
Nick Banks: In
suspended animation or lounging around an isolated Pacific
island miles from anywhere.
Candida Doyle:
There'd be lots of snow, lots of delicious food, lots of
champagne, lots of carols and lots of people.
Mark Webber: In a
room, with a girl.
How did you spend
Christmas as a child?
Jarvis: I used to
stay awake on Christmas Eve so I could open my presents as
soon as my mum put them in the bedroom.
Nick: It was very
traditional... all the family at granny's with fag ash in
the turkey dinner!
Candida: Very
happily.
Mark: Upstairs in my
bedroom playing records.
What's the best present
you've received? What's the worst?
Jarvis: My first
electric guitar was the best present. Maybe it was also the
worst.
Nick: Probably
Scalextric the other year. The worst? There's been so many:
1) Gino Ferrari gift set (two years running). Not fit for
drain clearance.
2) Nice chunky jumper off the market with the swim badges
sewn on that I had been awarded when I was 16. However, this
was when I was 27.
3) T-shirt badly embroidered with 'Pulp' on the back and
'Nick' on the front. My mother said, 'They can't see who you
are sat at the back!' Never worn. Now used as an oily rag.
Candida: The best
was a long mohair stripey jumper. The worst was an Adam
& The Ants' LP.
Mark: I have a bad
memory.
Is Christmas important to
you?
Jarvis: Anything
that interrupts the usual flow of life has got to be all
right, that's what I say.
Nick: Not really, I
prefer New Year's Eve.
Candida: Yes, very
much so. I love it.
Mark: Only if done
tastefully.
How will you be spending
Christmas this year?
Jarvis: In the
bosom of my family. Everybody needs a bosom.
Nick: With the
entire family, in-laws the lot, round ours. Nightmare.
Candida: In
Sheffield.
Is Christmas different now
that you're famous?
Jarvis: Everyday is
Christmas when you're famous.
Nick: I don't think
so.
Candida: I have lots
more money to spend on presents.
Mark: Don't be
stupid.
What's your favourite
Christmas record and film?
Jarvis: 'I Believe
In Father Christmas' by Greg Lake and any Busby Berkely
film.
Nick: I Believe In
Father Christmas' by Greg Lake and 'The Wizard Of Oz'.
Candida: 'I Believe
In Father Christmas' by Greg Lake and 'The Wizard Of Oz'.
Mark: 'Hey Lord' by
Suicide...
Which celebrity would you
most like to buy a present for?
Jarvis: A chest
freezer for Rick Astley.
Candida: I'd get Lou
Reed a book entitled, 'How To Respect Songs You Have
Written'.
Mark: I'd like to
buy Tara Palmer-Tomkinson a taxi round to my house.
What are your plans for
New Year's Eve?
Jarvis: Get
hammered. Lose consciousness around 11:45. Miss 'Auld Lang
Syne'. Why change the habit of a lifetime?
Nick: Down the
Washington [Nick's pub in Sheffield] we've got a good
collection of old radios, so I'm going to try to get them
all working and then set them up to broadcast the sounds of
Big Ben simultaneously at midnight followed by a rousing
rendition of 'Auld Lang Syne'. Oh, and drinks.
Candida: I don't
know.
Mark: I'm not sure
yet, but I won't be attending any public events.