Taken from Melody Maker, 20 December 1997
                  Pulp
                        love Christmas - but can't wait for the parties of New
                        Year. We ask them for their thoughts on the festive
                        season. 
                  Where would you spend your
                      perfect Christmas and who with?
                  Jarvis Cocker:
                    Somewhere is Switzerland with all my friends and family...
                    and some figgy pudding. Access to bob-sleighing facilities
                    would be essential.
                    Nick Banks: In
                    suspended animation or lounging around an isolated Pacific
                    island miles from anywhere.
                    Candida Doyle:
                    There'd be lots of snow, lots of delicious food, lots of
                    champagne, lots of carols and lots of people.
                    Mark Webber: In a
                    room, with a girl.
                  How did you spend
                      Christmas as a child?
                  Jarvis: I used to
                    stay awake on Christmas Eve so I could open my presents as
                    soon as my mum put them in the bedroom.
                    Nick: It was very
                    traditional... all the family at granny's with fag ash in
                    the turkey dinner!
                    Candida: Very
                    happily.
                    Mark: Upstairs in my
                    bedroom playing records.
                  What's the best present
                      you've received? What's the worst?
                  Jarvis: My first
                    electric guitar was the best present. Maybe it was also the
                    worst.
                    Nick: Probably
                    Scalextric the other year. The worst? There's been so many:
                    1) Gino Ferrari gift set (two years running). Not fit for
                    drain clearance.
                    2) Nice chunky jumper off the market with the swim badges
                    sewn on that I had been awarded when I was 16. However, this
                    was when I was 27.
                    3) T-shirt badly embroidered with 'Pulp' on the back and
                    'Nick' on the front. My mother said, 'They can't see who you
                    are sat at the back!' Never worn. Now used as an oily rag.
                    Candida: The best
                    was a long mohair stripey jumper. The worst was an Adam
                    & The Ants' LP.
                    Mark: I have a bad
                    memory.
                  Is Christmas important to
                      you?
                  Jarvis: Anything
                    that interrupts the usual flow of life has got to be all
                    right, that's what I say.
                    Nick: Not really, I
                    prefer New Year's Eve.
                    Candida: Yes, very
                    much so. I love it.
                    Mark: Only if done
                    tastefully.
                  How will you be spending
                      Christmas this year?
                  Jarvis: In the
                    bosom of my family. Everybody needs a bosom.
                    Nick: With the
                    entire family, in-laws the lot, round ours. Nightmare.
                    Candida: In
                    Sheffield.
                  Is Christmas different now
                      that you're famous?
                  Jarvis: Everyday is
                    Christmas when you're famous.
                    Nick: I don't think
                    so.
                    Candida: I have lots
                    more money to spend on presents.
                    Mark: Don't be
                    stupid.
                  What's your favourite
                      Christmas record and film?
                  Jarvis: 'I Believe
                    In Father Christmas' by Greg Lake and any Busby Berkely
                    film.
                    Nick: I Believe In
                    Father Christmas' by Greg Lake and 'The Wizard Of Oz'.
                    Candida: 'I Believe
                    In Father Christmas' by Greg Lake and 'The Wizard Of Oz'.
                    Mark: 'Hey Lord' by
                    Suicide...
                  Which celebrity would you
                      most like to buy a present for?
                  Jarvis: A chest
                    freezer for Rick Astley.
                    Candida: I'd get Lou
                    Reed a book entitled, 'How To Respect Songs You Have
                    Written'.
                    Mark: I'd like to
                    buy Tara Palmer-Tomkinson a taxi round to my house.
                  What are your plans for
                      New Year's Eve?
                  Jarvis: Get
                    hammered. Lose consciousness around 11:45. Miss 'Auld Lang
                    Syne'. Why change the habit of a lifetime?
                    Nick: Down the
                    Washington [Nick's pub in Sheffield] we've got a good
                    collection of old radios, so I'm going to try to get them
                    all working and then set them up to broadcast the sounds of
                    Big Ben simultaneously at midnight followed by a rousing
                    rendition of 'Auld Lang Syne'. Oh, and drinks.
                    Candida: I don't
                    know.
                    Mark: I'm not sure
                    yet, but I won't be attending any public events.